Hilarious Fails of Childfree Wedding Invitations - New Episode
The fastest way to infuriate and offend wedding guests with kids
On the heels of a super tumultuous week and weekend, how about some escapism?
Ryan came back to the show to revel in the funniest comments we could pull from that childfree wedding post. Yes, we’re still doing that.
There are poems! There’s crude humor! There’s a surprise return guest! There’s 40 minutes to pause and momentarily forget that the world is on fire!
Episode Description
What's the fastest way to offend your potential wedding guests? Commenters on Threads and Instagram posted a million different options for telling people to leave their "trophies" at home. Childfree couple Paulette and Ryan are once again reading through the crudest yet humorous ways to say "come enjoy an adults-only good time at the childfree wedding."
Trigger warning: if colorful euphemisms for kids is not for your senses, please skip this one and enjoy a different LVMC episode.
Tidbits include everything from NC-17 ratings, strippers, and beer bongs, to public acts of marriage consummation, magic mushrooms, and sacrifices to Satan.
Otherwise, it's a BYOPT (bring your own participation trophy) party with a playlist full of vulgar humor and Wu-Tang.
Want to send in your childfree wedding story? Submit your story at pauletteerato.com/childfreewedding
To get the full show notes—including links to all the comments—and an episode transcript, go to PauletteErato.com/shownotes. This is episode 68.
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